Rehearsal catastrophe.......

[Doug Grant]

The band manager walks into the rehearsal hall and finds a mess.......
Drum kit beat all to hell.......and an angry bass player in one corner and the drummer in the other.

"What the hell's going on here?" he asks........

"It's his fault" says the bass player; "He started it!"........

The manager looks at both his fuming rhythm players and says; "Okay, what happened?"

The bass player points an accusing finger at the drummer and says; "He de-tuned one of my strings!".........

And the astonished manager says, "And you did all that?".........

The bass player says, "Yeah, he won't tell me which one...........