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bverkerk
Apr 2, 2003, 12:23 AM
Saw this posted at the All About Jazz site. Thought it would be good for a chuckle....

Music Industry Unveils New Piracy-Proof Format
2003-04-01


Music bosses have unveiled a revolutionary new recording format that they hope will help win the war on illegal file sharing which is thought to be costing the industry millions of dollars in lost revenue. Nicknamed the Record, the new format takes the form of a black, vinyl disc measuring 12 inches in diameter, which must be played on a specially designed turntable.

"We can state with absolute certainty that no computer in the world can access the data on this disc," said spokesman Brett Campbell. "We are also confident that no one is going to be able to produce pirate copies in this format without going to a heck of a lot of trouble. This is without doubt the best anti-piracy invention the music industry has ever seen."

As part of the invention's rigorous testing process, the designers gave some discs to a group of teenage computer experts who regularly use file swapping software such as Limewire and gnutella and who admit to pirating music CDs.

Despite several days of trying, none of them were able to hack into the disc's code or access any of the music files contained within it. "It's like, really big and stuff," said Doug Flamboise, one of the testers. "I couldn't get it into any of my drives. I mean, what format is it? Is it, like, from France or something?"

In the new format, raw audio data in the form of music is encoded by physically etching grooves onto the vinyl disc. The sound is thus translated into variations on the disc's surface in a process that industry insiders are describing as completely revolutionary and stunningly clever.

To decode the data stored on the disc, the listener must use a special player which contains a stylus that runs along the grooves on the record surface, reading the indentations and transforming the movements back into audio that can be fed through loudspeakers.

Even Shawn Fanning, the man who invented Napster, admits the new format will make file swapping much more difficult. "I've never seen anything like this," he told reporters. "How does it work?"

As rumours that a Taiwanese company has been secretly developing a 12 inch wide, turntable-driven, stylus-based, firewire drive remain unconfirmed, it would appear that the music industry may, at last, have found the pirate-proof format it has long been searching for...

John Doheny
Apr 2, 2003, 09:34 AM
Wow! These are truly amazing times we are living in.

Have you heard about the new technology in development for television? It involves sending television signals THROUGH THE AIR instead of coaxial cables. This would mean your television would not need to be attached to the wall by this cable, you could place it anywhere you wish, even take a PORTABLE set to the beach, for instance. And what's more, this technology would be ABSOLUTELY FREE shareware, eliminating usurious payments to cable companies! How about THAT?!?!

Of course, there would have to be commercials.

robnz
Apr 2, 2003, 04:27 PM
One of my students lent me a new CD that had a solo on it that he wanted to transcribe. I was going to burn it so I could check his work but they did something to it so I can't burn a copy.

My student is the loser in this situation.

John Doheny
Apr 2, 2003, 04:50 PM
Maybe you could tape it.

Back in the days when dinosaurs ruled the earth, I did transcriptions using tape decks (ruined the pause button on a few).

Nimish
Apr 3, 2003, 09:59 PM
so someone made a cd that can not be played in cd player and thusly can not be copied.

wow, so revolutionary